Dkati speaks on stabbing, and cows...

My cow enemy, Opression, actually stated that rogues "kill" or "stunlock". However, I find killing to be a plain-vanilla statement, and I certainly don't stunlock. Thus, in response, I spoke on stabbing, and the troubles that cows bring me:

What I prefer to do, however, is stab. However, shortly after I stab, some fat cow drops a ton of sticks in the ground.

I always get tricked by those things. I keep thinking that they're checking the pH of the soil (you know, to assure proper grass growth for their daily grazings), that I forget those darned things will likely smack me with some fire and mess up my ultra-sneaky (and ultimatly sexy-evil) style.

All I'm left to do is dance and set off some fireworks (gnomes love fireworks!) while I get frost shocked and war stomped, because, in all honesty, while I'm an evil-little-thing, I'm really not all that good at stabbing.