Dkati is offended by cows...

So, on the forums, a tauren shaman named Oppression posted the following angering remarks:

I hate those little monsters. Every last gnome in Azeroth should be crushed like insects once and for all.

There is something especially nefarious about them. They are the most likely race to gank poor innocent horde. They have the least mercy, morals and honor of all races, even less than spiders.

I think that horde hunters shoud be given a track gnomes ability to keep tabs on those evil little things.

I am glad that their home city Gnomeregan is a disaster, but I hope that one day a disease kills them all off.

Or maybe the dwarves will evict them from Ironforge since their perceived cuteness cannot pay the rent(hideousness if you ask me).

To which I responded:

I don't know about you, but I find the smell of the Tauren homelands to just be, for lack of a better word, poopy.

I mean, we all know the Tauren share their bovine cousin's inability to control when they defecate.

You ever try to gank a drinking tauren and get sprayed with poo?

It's a horrible thing. Just horrible.

They should force you big cows to have colostomy bag trinkets

Silly cows make me mad!