those sticks are our best attempts at gnome traps. If they were laced with citronella they would be more effective.
Of course, being evil and brilliant, I have already though of the perfect counter attack!
Ooooooooo! I loooooove citronella. It's like a giant bright light, and I'm the poor moth! I just can't resist it!
However, I make sure to carry an ample supply of red capes, and strap them onto the back of every other alliance member on my team.
That way, you cows are too entranced with your snorting and charging of other people to notice me somewhat obscenely licking your citronella totems!
[...awkward silence...]
Dkati: (n) Like evil, but more gnomified.
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