Dkati gets some armor...

No longer must I wear the dreaded, noob-rific "greens". I have battle long and hard (well, for casual little me) to gain myself two peices of armor. Now I'm all.... purpley!

Dkati sponsers a (small) champion...

I've decided to sponser a youngin'.

His name is Qz (pronounced: cue-zee). Sound like a stupid name? Well, it is purposely so. Basically, the story goes like this:

He's a dwarf. He's ugly. So ugly, in fact, that he was abandonded by his dwarven family when he was but a pup. My family was kind enough to take him into their gnomish home. However, as we all know, dwarves are intellectually insuperior to even the dumbest of gnomes. Thus, we gave him the dumbest name we could think of.

Anyways, while he may be dumb -- he sure is strong and is quite devouted to his paladin ways. Thus, I have decided to be his patron. I will outfit him with the nicest equipment gold can buy, and then send him off to Warsong Gultch to smoosh some horde!

Dkati gets tricked...

With Hallow's End's arrival in Azeroth, all of the innkeepers are handing out tricks and treats.

When I asked for a treat of an Ironforge innkeeper, I was supplied with a trick instead! I was briefly turned into a snake, of some sort!

Dkati also gets a new implement of death...

And, what a pretty one it is! Note the now cool dark versus light effect! Sweeeet!

Dkati becomes a Knight...

Not that it's entirely impressive, however, I am now official an officer. The Alliance officer barracks, on the other hand, leave something to be desired.

Dkati can speek murloc...

Woot! Murloc translator found at: http://murloc.no-ip.org/

And now... my first attempt at murlocian:

"Wekeirgil mutrrgiml werugrgmil murule kermooglml."

YES!

Dkati is revered!

Winning yet another battle through the excellence of gnomish defense, the Alterac Valley was once again cleansed of the horde.

And, with that, they have began to look upon me in a revering manner.

What this really means, of course, is that I get a shiny new implement of death!

The Electrified Dagger!!!

Of course, this is merely a stepping stone to the The Lobotomizer. Yikes!

Dkati and Opression continue...

Opression proved his evilness, and played against my one gnomish weakness!

those sticks are our best attempts at gnome traps. If they were laced with citronella they would be more effective.

Of course, being evil and brilliant, I have already though of the perfect counter attack!

Ooooooooo! I loooooove citronella. It's like a giant bright light, and I'm the poor moth! I just can't resist it!

However, I make sure to carry an ample supply of red capes, and strap them onto the back of every other alliance member on my team.

That way, you cows are too entranced with your snorting and charging of other people to notice me somewhat obscenely licking your citronella totems!

[...awkward silence...]

Dkati: (n) Like evil, but more gnomified.

Dkati speaks on stabbing, and cows...

My cow enemy, Opression, actually stated that rogues "kill" or "stunlock". However, I find killing to be a plain-vanilla statement, and I certainly don't stunlock. Thus, in response, I spoke on stabbing, and the troubles that cows bring me:

What I prefer to do, however, is stab. However, shortly after I stab, some fat cow drops a ton of sticks in the ground.

I always get tricked by those things. I keep thinking that they're checking the pH of the soil (you know, to assure proper grass growth for their daily grazings), that I forget those darned things will likely smack me with some fire and mess up my ultra-sneaky (and ultimatly sexy-evil) style.

All I'm left to do is dance and set off some fireworks (gnomes love fireworks!) while I get frost shocked and war stomped, because, in all honesty, while I'm an evil-little-thing, I'm really not all that good at stabbing.

Dkati is offended by cows...

So, on the forums, a tauren shaman named Oppression posted the following angering remarks:

I hate those little monsters. Every last gnome in Azeroth should be crushed like insects once and for all.

There is something especially nefarious about them. They are the most likely race to gank poor innocent horde. They have the least mercy, morals and honor of all races, even less than spiders.

I think that horde hunters shoud be given a track gnomes ability to keep tabs on those evil little things.

I am glad that their home city Gnomeregan is a disaster, but I hope that one day a disease kills them all off.

Or maybe the dwarves will evict them from Ironforge since their perceived cuteness cannot pay the rent(hideousness if you ask me).

To which I responded:

I don't know about you, but I find the smell of the Tauren homelands to just be, for lack of a better word, poopy.

I mean, we all know the Tauren share their bovine cousin's inability to control when they defecate.

You ever try to gank a drinking tauren and get sprayed with poo?

It's a horrible thing. Just horrible.

They should force you big cows to have colostomy bag trinkets

Silly cows make me mad!

Dkati's cousin, Kokoro...

My cousin, Kokoro (remarkable resemblence, no?) recently received her first ever wizard hat. Sure, sure, she's a priest and all -- but that doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy looking all arcane. After all, being holy (or shadowy, as is her case) can get boring real quick! Here's a quick before and after!

Dkati gets a beatdown...

Well, my first time into Zul'Gurub was last night, and I think I spent the majority of my time in this position... At least the priests were kind enough to ressurect me.

It was fun enough, even if the outcome wasn't too spectacular. At least we killed High Priest Venoxis!

Dkati is on a quest...

I've recently been recruited into a guild, "Fatality"! And, they are looking to head into Molten Core this coming weekend.

This is all cool and exciting, however, I've never managed to get attuned to Molten Core. *sigh* This means I need to get a Shadowforge Key from the Blackrock Depths, and then attempt a solo run at the Core Fragment.

Luckily, I've found a nifty little guide for that. I really think that the Shadowforge Key will prove more difficult!!

Link To MC Core Attunement Guide

Dkati is SCARY!!!

Around Halloween last year, there were great masks and costumes going around. I happened upon this snapshot of me with a troll mask on... SCARY!

Dkati belches fire...

.. After a brief hiatus from Azeroth, I have returned to find the Midsummer festival in full swing. After visiting a few flames, I received a really potent drink. So potent, in fact, that it caught nmy breath on fire! I think I'll be missing my eyebrows for a while... *sigh*

Dkati celebrates the holidays...

... with her little helper and her greench! Happy Holidays!!!