Dkati is revered!

Winning yet another battle through the excellence of gnomish defense, the Alterac Valley was once again cleansed of the horde.

And, with that, they have began to look upon me in a revering manner.

What this really means, of course, is that I get a shiny new implement of death!

The Electrified Dagger!!!

Of course, this is merely a stepping stone to the The Lobotomizer. Yikes!

Dkati and Opression continue...

Opression proved his evilness, and played against my one gnomish weakness!

those sticks are our best attempts at gnome traps. If they were laced with citronella they would be more effective.

Of course, being evil and brilliant, I have already though of the perfect counter attack!

Ooooooooo! I loooooove citronella. It's like a giant bright light, and I'm the poor moth! I just can't resist it!

However, I make sure to carry an ample supply of red capes, and strap them onto the back of every other alliance member on my team.

That way, you cows are too entranced with your snorting and charging of other people to notice me somewhat obscenely licking your citronella totems!

[...awkward silence...]

Dkati: (n) Like evil, but more gnomified.

Dkati speaks on stabbing, and cows...

My cow enemy, Opression, actually stated that rogues "kill" or "stunlock". However, I find killing to be a plain-vanilla statement, and I certainly don't stunlock. Thus, in response, I spoke on stabbing, and the troubles that cows bring me:

What I prefer to do, however, is stab. However, shortly after I stab, some fat cow drops a ton of sticks in the ground.

I always get tricked by those things. I keep thinking that they're checking the pH of the soil (you know, to assure proper grass growth for their daily grazings), that I forget those darned things will likely smack me with some fire and mess up my ultra-sneaky (and ultimatly sexy-evil) style.

All I'm left to do is dance and set off some fireworks (gnomes love fireworks!) while I get frost shocked and war stomped, because, in all honesty, while I'm an evil-little-thing, I'm really not all that good at stabbing.

Dkati is offended by cows...

So, on the forums, a tauren shaman named Oppression posted the following angering remarks:

I hate those little monsters. Every last gnome in Azeroth should be crushed like insects once and for all.

There is something especially nefarious about them. They are the most likely race to gank poor innocent horde. They have the least mercy, morals and honor of all races, even less than spiders.

I think that horde hunters shoud be given a track gnomes ability to keep tabs on those evil little things.

I am glad that their home city Gnomeregan is a disaster, but I hope that one day a disease kills them all off.

Or maybe the dwarves will evict them from Ironforge since their perceived cuteness cannot pay the rent(hideousness if you ask me).

To which I responded:

I don't know about you, but I find the smell of the Tauren homelands to just be, for lack of a better word, poopy.

I mean, we all know the Tauren share their bovine cousin's inability to control when they defecate.

You ever try to gank a drinking tauren and get sprayed with poo?

It's a horrible thing. Just horrible.

They should force you big cows to have colostomy bag trinkets

Silly cows make me mad!