Dkati wades in the cess pool of General Discussion...

Generally speaking, the World of Warcraft general chat is a worthless pile of malcontents, teenager arguments, and general drivel. However, I continue to puruse it, on occasion, much like one might be drawn to tabloid. The entertainment value can be quite high!

Case in point, I ran across the following post. While I don't agree with point #5, for obvious reasons, it is an overall good laugh. Without further ado, from the original post by Balan, of the Infinity Guild, of the server Lethon:

Dear Devs:

Since we, the mages, are the prime provider of food and beverages on Azerroth, we demand to be given the ability to conjure substances other than BREAD AND WATER. It is clearly unhealthy for the general public to subsist on such a diet(and for pete sake, when was the last time you see a person down a non-bread/water in public?), and unless something is done, there shall be an immediate health crisis among all living beings.

Therefore, as a representative of EBWN (End Bread & Water Now) group, I demand the following:

1) The ability to conjure peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches as our next level of food for the alliance aligned mages.

2) The ability to conjure warm milk for the alliance aligned mages.

1.B in the event above mentioned meal cause health hazards, cheap Panderan take out shall be conjured instead.

3) The ability to conjure raw steak for member of horde aligned mages.

4) The ability to conjure Ale for booze/malt/industrial grade wash fluid for horde aligned mages.

4.1) A epic mage spell, "birthday bash" will conjure 20 cakes on all particpant's inventory, 20 bottle of soda, and a potion of random effects.

4.2) A second epic spell, "21 +" shall conjure steaks, cheeses, lobsters and bottle of malt together in a feast on the ground everyone can pickup.

5) Nerf Rogues.

6) At popular demand, nerf some warlock too.

That is all,

A concerned mage for better Azeroth.
EBWN.